sigune | Snapecast - an appeal to Honour our Snape

I would like to launch an appeal to you:

In their latest episode, the staff at

snapecast has asked their listeners to compose epitaphs for Snape. I am really not good at this sort of thing, but I know that many of you are, and therefore I would ask you to please, please contribute a short crazy poem or a snarky line or two.

Send your epitaphs to severus (at) snapecast (dot) com; or if you like to send a soundbite, you can phone Snapecast through Skype; their username is (surprise!) "snapecast". The deadline is 11 August.

For myself, I clearly haven't recovered yet from the blow that was Deathly Hallows, and all I could come up with was a bitter

Here lies Snape.
By life a complex character, he died a stereotype.
May his fate remind you of the harm a Mary Sue can do.

I know I'm not exactly doing Snape a favour here, so I was hoping that one of you might.