Snapecast - an appeal to Honour our Snape

[sigune]

I would like to launch an appeal to you:



In their latest episode, the staff at snapecast has asked their listeners to compose epitaphs for Snape. I am really not good at this sort of thing, but I know that many of you are, and therefore I would ask you to please, please contribute a short crazy poem or a snarky line or two.

Send your epitaphs to severus (at) snapecast (dot) com; or if you like to send a soundbite, you can phone Snapecast through Skype; their username is (surprise!) "snapecast". The deadline is 11 August.


For myself, I clearly haven't recovered yet from the blow that was Deathly Hallows, and all I could come up with was a bitter


Here lies Snape.
By life a complex character, he died a stereotype.
May his fate remind you of the harm a Mary Sue can do.


I know I'm not exactly doing Snape a favour here, so I was hoping that one of you might.

Comments

[lewlinx.livejournal.com]

Even if the epitaph is bitter, the last line is pure brilliance, and best of all, absolutely true.

*hugs*

[sigune.livejournal.com]

*hugs back*

I wish it weren't, though. ;_;

[lewlinx.livejournal.com]

You know, looking back, even when he had the Grim following him like a faithful puppy all through the series I never thought she would kill him, not even when I was convinced he was Evil...oh well...the woman's crazy and we all know that, plus, you did give him a life in fandom and I think for our purposes that does count. :D